What's up Mitches!  It's best to just listen to these parting words!

Sometimes you have to much chlorine in the tub and you have to shake it around and say "I should be in a pool."  But if you're in a tub, remember, you're only 5 feet away from the pool.

-Greek


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Stop your bitching, and go up to a stranger today and say "Do you wanna go to game 3 in Miami?  I got tickets!"  (even though you don't)

-Greek

If get a waffle and you start eating it, does it feel like waffle or a piece of toast that was just overcooked? Is it a piece of toast or is it a waffle?  POP!